I have decided, after much deliberation, that apple pie is a perfectly acceptable breakfast food. It is essentially dough and fruit. Think of it like a pancake stuffed with apples. I mean, it's got to be better for you than a sausage biscuit, right?
What does this have to do with writing? Absolutely nothing, save the fact that I have been feeling quite guilty about giving my kids apple pie for breakfast and said guilt is greatly interfering with my muse. So, in an effort to rid myself of guilt and the temptation to give them more pie tomorrow morning, I see no other alternative but to eat the rest of the pie myself.